Black Tumblr Themes

coffeepeople:

There are two types of single people 

  1. desperately wants to be in a relationship
  2. desperately wants to remain single for as long as possible 

I am both.

kainypoo:

finally a book i can appreciate

kainypoo:

finally a book i can appreciate

scott-peterson:

white girls

ethanwearsprada:

tumblr.

livelaughloveatrandom:

chocolateist:

deepthroatmom:

towongfoo:

i c a n t

rahtahtah

Took me a full five minutes to reblog.

I fucking screamed

He rah’ed his tat as

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

marianmaidenrose:

fallingaroundagain:

lupeylycan:

un-balanc-ed:

thatwrongthing:

this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel 

this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

my shirts always fit: a man’s tale

what shirt: a nudist au