There are two types of single people
- desperately wants to be in a relationship
- desperately wants to remain single for as long as possible
I am both.
finally a book i can appreciate
i c a n t
Took me a full five minutes to reblog.
I fucking screamed
He rah’ed his tat as
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
my heart says yes but my mom says no
this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction
my shirts always fit: a man’s tale
what shirt: a nudist au